live. love. laugh

<Thursday, April 30, 2009>

Well, I wait 2 years just for our turn.

And now, its just 2 days away.

:)

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<Monday, April 27, 2009>

I am not asleep yet, but its ok since I'll be on the afternoon shift tomorrow.

Anyway, I managed to control my intake yesterday and it make me even happier that it pass out! However, the kilos have yet to be shed and I am in serious neeed of jamu.

It was my first time seeing the man holding a baby in his arms, and Daniq must be so comfortable on his shoulders that he fell asleep. Awww, I am sure the man will be a great daddy to my kids. In 4 years time, insya'Allah.

Daniq reminds me of someone whom I dearly missed. :'(.

That aside, I am sorry dear I could not catch up with you as we had to rush to work. And I could not get to meet the rest of the cliques too. :(.

I am hungry lar. How eh?

Its like 5 days more!!!!! SEXCITED LEYYYY!

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<Saturday, April 25, 2009>

So much for wanting to lose weight. So much for wanting to eat rice once per day. Hahahaha.

This week alone I had 2 Macdonald's meal, and 1 KFC meal. And yesterday alone I eat 2 rice meals per day! Argh!

Just one more week left and my thighs are humongous!

A gentle reminder for me;

I MUST DIET OR ELSE I CAN'T EVEN SIT PROPERLY WITH THAT DRESS!!

DIET!

DIET!

DIET!

DIET!

*Daniq's 1st birthday party later on, and with the wide food spread, how am I going to resist and curb my intake? :(

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<Wednesday, April 22, 2009>

It has been a hectic week for me, juggling between attachment and the preparations for next week so slotting a few minutes updating just one proper entry.

Dinner at Carousel with the family, then off to bowling.

And tiada ku sangka, I lost bowling to my mum. YES! MY MUM! Urgh.

Then followed by dinner at Boon Lay's nasi lemak, and home sweet home.

Preparations has been great, just need to touch up a little bit of here and there and done-ed!

So yesterday is the final fitting, and I am so confident that I could not fit as I have been gaining weight like one hippo, and not shedding of it especially since I have to as the date gets nearer. Fortunately, the outfit fits nicely but of course, I have to tuck in my tummy and take one deep breath.

And so I told myself to eat rice once per day starting from today only.

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<Saturday, April 18, 2009>

My feets are aching and I am so so tired. This attachment is killing me and I am tired not because of working, but because of not doing anything but just standing! Well most of the time though.

Life have been so hectic for me and Munchys, that we lack time for each other. But most importantly, I have no ME time even just for myself.

And even so, I am getting rounder and fatter and plumper and I hate the way I look right now. My fitting is this week and if I can't fit, I am so going to get my ass worked out!

This is just s short entry anyway. And calling ATTICA!!!! What telah happen?

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<Saturday, April 11, 2009>

Some people can be such a pain in the ass. Customers, I mean. And just anyhow only shoot their bloody mouth as if I do not understand their language. Wait I also anyhow shoot the cabbage inside their mouth then they know(like real only. Hahaha). And have the cheek to even say 'Ma-lai-ren'. Who in the hell does not know what is that?! Idiotic bimbos and jerks.

Anyway, I finally caught 'Confession of a Shopaholic' with Munchys yesterday. I have to book a date to go out on a date with this man. And by the time comes, the movie will already be basi. But its ok, at least can go out together gather and spend some quality time together. Awwww.

As I am not working, I took the trouble to train-ed to Bedok and meet at his house and wait for him to reach home as he is working and do not want to waste time(and trouble him to fetch me). So while waiting, treat myself with Paddlepop icecream and its like WOWWW. Like same2 with my dress like that. So long never eat sey. And not to forget, take pictures!!! Ouh yeah, the $10 dress I buy at pasar malam. Almost the same to the $40 maxi I was cheated. Urgh!

Unfortunately for us, the day is quite disappointing and did not go as smooth as we thought. But of course, at the end of the day we will fight, kiss and make up. :).

First to Bugis as I wanted to get my nurses' watch since my is already spoiled cause silly me put it in the washing machine! Urgh, why am I soooooooo silly and clumsy! And then thought of catching the movie at Iluma, but the queue was unbearable so we head to Cathay cause the movie will start at 9 plus and its just 7 plus. But sadly, the tickets are sold out!!!! Urgh! So we catch the 11.55pm lor.

While waiting, we head to Serangoon as Munchys craves for the nasi goreng thai. And me and my menses so had light dinner lor.

After the show ended, we decide to camwhore at the carpark itself and as normal, Munchys is embarrassed of his minah indon(he proclaims) girlfriend.

Paisey also join in!!! Apa jerr!

Anyway, I know where is Henderson Waves already! Woooohoooo! Although I did not explore the whole bridge, at least we know how to go! Hehehehe!

So on ermm, ermm Wednesday we went to Henderson waves. People go there to chill, we go there like want to picnic like that.

Awwwww, I love you baby although you get on my nerves more than you manja2 with me. Hmph!

Lately, I've been having horrible dreams regarding our relationship, about us, him and me. And almost every two other days, I will dream the same. Told mummy about it, and she said maybe its because we're getting engaged soon so it might be the challenges. Aiyoh. Why people cannot see us happy eh? I wait 2 years for this leyyy!!!! Gimme chance man!! No chance chan mali chan also can la.

Actually I am waiting for him to reach home thats why I blog. And he still haven't reach!

Night!

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<Wednesday, April 08, 2009>

I was clearing my cabinet when I found some vintage items.

LAMAAAAAAA PERR!!

And ouh, thats not mine. It belongs to my Sis. And I think that time most prolly I am still learning how to talk. Hahahaha.

My time was the 3315/10.

For now, that looks like a house phone to me. Actually, it kinda looks like my rechargeable cordless Panasonic house phone. Hahahaha!

And PMS alert!

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Death Wish

A woman was walking through the woods when she came across a rusty old lamp.

The woman, being so curious, immediately picked it up and rubbed it.

Then suddenly a genie appeared saying he would grant the lady three wishes. The catch was, for every wish, her husband would get the same 10 times over.

The woman said, "For my first wish, I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world."

The genie warned her, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him."

The woman replied, "That's okay, I trust my husband."

So, poof!-she became the most beautiful woman in the world.

After that, the woman said, "For my second wish, I want to be the richest woman in the world."

The genie said, "That will make your husband 10 times richer than you."

"That's okay, we will share our money," said the woman.

Poof!-she became the richest woman in the world.

The genie then inquired about her last wish.

The woman said, "Hmm… I'd like a mild heart attack."

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<Tuesday, April 07, 2009>

This man right here, I missed him so. Note - missED.

It is the 2nd year of us seeing each other for the first time but I refuse to take note of the date simply because it happens to be his and his ex anniversary.

And he did not forget to wished me earlier. How surprising.

Things are going dreadfully awful and I am taking one step back.

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<Monday, April 06, 2009>

I am left with one more week before the holidays end and I am not working till the weekends and for now, I can only rot at home and start cleaning my room and doing whatever that is necessary.

As the date is getting nearer, me and Munchys has start our unhealthy habits- which is arguing and fighting all the time. And it has started to get on my nerves lately but what to do, must overcome the hurdles together as one what. Want to marry mahh.

So I decided to make myself happy and laugh to myself with the funniest sex jokes I got. Hahaha!

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Girl and Priest

Girl: 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'

Priest: 'What have you done my child?'

Girl: 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'

Priest: 'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'

Girl: 'Because he touched my hand.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (As he touches her hand)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he touched my breast.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he touched her breast)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he took off my clothes, father.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he pumped me fast and furious...'

Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says 'Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!'

Priest: (after a few minutes): 'Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'But father he had AIDS!'

Priest: 'THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!'

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<Sunday, April 05, 2009>

I have been splurging unnecessarily nowadays knowing that I am getting engaged in a few weeks time and definitely, still schooling. Wakakaka.

Anyway, Munchys treat me to a seafood haven at CCK knowing I am craving for sotong balls and that is the only seafood place I know that sells sotong balls and for the first time, Munchys did not finish his food! And me still continuing munching away every food that I can. Hmm that man sure wanna work his thing out. Hahahahha. Gurau je syng. :p I love u ok?

I will end this entry here with addition of something that I thought is funny. :)

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HORNY HAG AND HER CORNS

Three guys are stranded in a desert. Off in the horizon they see a house and crawl to it.

The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water.

A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I will...if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes and runs back to his friends to tell them what happened.

The second guy, thinking the first guy was a wuss, takes his turn.

Same thing happens-he sees the woman and hurls.

The third guy, knowing they'll all die if he doesn't do something, follows the lady to her kitchen.

"Do me here," she tells him.

He sees three ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and keep your eyes closed!" he says. The witch obliges.

The guy picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. As soon as she's done, he throws the corn out the window. "That was the best orgasm of my life! Do that again and I'll give you a million bucks."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again." He does her with the second ear of corn, then throws it out again.

"If you do that again, I'll give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

He does her with the last piece of corn. "Ohhhhhh... The water, money, and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs outside, grabs the water and money and jumps onto the Jeep. He drives around and finds his friends by the window. One of the guys says to him: "Hey, I hope you had fun. We just ate the three tastiest pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laugh people laughhhhh!!!

I got alot of these stories so I will make it a point to post on every blog entry ok?

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<Saturday, April 04, 2009>

He decided to choose the other woman.

He decided to leave it to me on whether to get engaged or not cause he had nothing to lose as he has her.

And my instincts were right. Every since he got close to his player and womaniser colleague, he changed. And furthermore his part time job allows his to get numbers and know other girls.

I do not know if he get voodoo-ed cause we are like getting engaged in a few weeks time, or suddenly a change of heart. All I know that he wants her more, so much that he is willing to dump me and this 2-year relationship and forgo our engagement.

And I wake up in cold sweats, crying. And I realised it was just a bad, bad dream afterall.

I called him up at 0900hrs just to let it out at him. Awww.

If he were to do that to me in real life, it better be after engagement. Waste my $$$ like that! Urgh!

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So sorry for replying all in one shot. So a proper reply. =)

dayah: ceeeeeeyyyy de bah!! orgg tuu da nk tunang seeyy hehehe 2may weee my dae tooo!! im soo excited 4 u!!
- Hehehehe, thanks many2! And ouh, kita celebrate sama2 k?

Mrs.F: congrats. anything just beep me ok
- Ok, but I think I lost ur no eh? Hehehehe.

asya: tu ah buat penat je nak tahu sangat! haha and long name, tak perlu letak ehh. ishk!! haha CONGRATS again MRS MUNCHYS!!!!
- Ishh apa plak Mrs Munchys, lom kahwin ok! Hehehehe. Skg dah tau kan? Puas puas? Hehehe. Urs bila lagi eh?

eff: congrats awak!! (:
- Thank u love! =)

Ayeen: da nk tunang seyyyyyyyy!!!
- A ah lahh! Alah baru tunang je. Kau tu bila nak settle down kat one man ni? Masih menjeng je tau eh. Hahahahahaha!

EMA: congrats babe.nak kepo can?! hehehe.
- Kepo like how eh? Hhehehe. I have ur real webbie ler. Hahaha.

munchys: love u bby..hopefully evertink will go smoothly on 2nd of may..if u need my help juz inform me..
- I love u also fattybombom. Hmph! Ouh, I need ur help... in NOT doing as above!!!

paula: best nye tunang! haha. but i tink i will be enjoying life 1st. haha
paula: and i put u under guest list
- Hehehhe, I thought urs next yr kan kan kan? Ehem ehem. Pls dont forget to come with Matin hor. I serbu ur house then u know. Hehehhee.

Feedaree: Wahhhh best nyerr nk tunang sheyy!!! Hhaaha. & i still igt ur long name la. Haha. TC babe.
- Eh, I add u at MSN oready with this email. Hehehe. Btw, invite me ur blog pls! mis-shasha@hotmail.com but thats not my MSN tau. Hehehehe.

leanna: wooots!im excited for u too babe!teehee!
- Thanks beb! Hehehehhe. Lets countdown to the days! Woohoo!!!

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I need you because I love you

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<Thursday, April 02, 2009>

In exactly ONE more month, I will become his fiancee. Wooohoo!! So sexcited and nervous as well!

And yeah, susah datang tau I post my REAL name. So there goes.

P/S: Buat penat je u google nama I, Aisyah Shariff! =p

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<Wednesday, April 01, 2009>

I passed my exams! Wooohoo!

Cannot see ar? Its A for Nursing Studies and B for Biological Science! and GPA is 3.556!! Woohooo! Hope it maintain this way till graduation. Hahaha macam paham.

Mesti bangga sikit pasal kalau fail takkan ada chance letak sini. Hehehehehhee.

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